How come every time I check my email an ax is being thrown at me?

Is the ax held by a man in a hockey mask.
How come every time I check my email an ax is being thrown at me?
well i hope you're talking about a virtual ax


and if you are, cuz it's friday the 13th and people are annoyingly festive
Reply:A actual ax is flying through the air in your direction?


I'd say hide all the axes before you open your e-mail.
Reply:You should turn the video game off before you check e-mails.
Reply:Because it is a ad just close it if you hate it





LOL i have seen it!!!!
Reply:Because it is Friday the 13th, and Jason Vorhees is after you.
Reply:Somebody wants you dead!
Reply:Maybe you were in enemy territory or someone is trying to be mean!
Reply:well simple solution dont check your e-mail
Reply:there might be a picture of a tree on your back. I guess.
Reply:you expect love around here?
Reply:What have you done to deserve it?